I think the thing that makes Eobard Thawne stand out so much as a villain is that he just spends all day, every day, hating the Flash. He has no grand master plan, no evil ideology, no end goal of any kind. He’s just this empty, rotting pit of hatred and there’s nothing else in there. He has no friends. He has no life. Even Lex Luthor has a job. Thawne has nothing but hating the Flash. He has nearly infinite godlike power and uses it specifically and solely to attack, dismantle, endanger, humiliate, and make miserable every second of every day of the Flash’s life from birth to death. He’ll kill his mother, he’ll push him down the stairs, he’ll alienate his friends, he’ll ruin his baseball game, he’ll stalk him, he’ll bully him as a child, he’ll harrass him as an adult, he’ll write him a weird text, he’ll kidnap his girlfriend, he’ll hold him up in traffic, he’ll shuffle his timeline like playing cards until he finds the perfect sequence of events to make the Flash’s life as miserable as possible, as early as possible, in every way possible, and as consistently as possible. This is the only thing he does and he has absolutely nothing else in his life. He is literally a hater, and his only motivation is to be a hater, and if he hadn’t picked the Flash to be a hater about he would be a hater about someone else. Incredible. Literally no one else is doing it like him and thank God.
the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura
man people really just say stuff on here huh
an optional smug counterpoint is those things are absolutely not American, and I’d like to know what the people involved call them, ‘cos of how 'America’ is a culture laying atop an ancient land like a fat cat on a very small blanket but I’m Australian so I don’t have ground to throw stones here
This is still centering whites as the only “true” Americans. The indigenous people of this continent still exist and still live here. They have to navigate their history, culture, and identity while living on land that was stolen from them while also participating in the American culture that emerged from that theft. Colonization destroyed so much but what little was left is now a part of this country’s history because of that.
Are these people, at a Powwow in Connecticut last week, not Americans? Are they not participating in American culture?
It has become apparent that the gothy DIY knowledge of years past has not fluttered out to many folks. Here, let me give you some quick suggestions:
The Tights Thing: Get a pair of tights. (Which can often be found at dollar stores and thrift stores!) Cut out the crotch, and cut off the feet or make holes for your thumbs and fingers. Ta-da! A shirt!
Things To Do To Any Garment:
Safety pins: Get lots of safety pins (which can also be found at dollar stores), and use them to make designs on an item of clothing. (I’ve added safety pins in a line down seams on jackets.)
Paint pens: Draw on your clothes! Write song lyrics or quotes! (This also works with bleach pens.)
Appliques: You can sew or use safety pins to attach damn near anything you cut apart from another garment, a patch, or pieces of other fabric to something else.
Change the buttons. You can buy all sorts of interesting buttons from fabric stores, Amazon, eBay, Ali-Express … you get the idea. Change the plain buttons on a shirt or jacket to interesting ones!
Add trim: Lace, ribbons, fringe, grommet tape … hell, you can even sew chain onto things.
I’m watching The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 out of morbid curiosity and I can’t emphasize enough how ridiculously flamboyant this villain is. This isn’t even queercoding. They need to invent a new word for whatever Sarousch is.
Disney executive: We need an intimidating villain for The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2. A worthy successor to Claude Frollo.
Ricky from the animation department: Thgis guy’s name is Sarousch LeSérve-Cunte and if I don’t animate his gay face I’ll kill myself
HELLO???
Someone on Discord just told me to look up the cast on imdb in a particularly gleeful tone. I am afraid.
Context: a high level monster just cast a spell on the squishy wizard who is a small kid. The paladin, who is an awakened golden retriever, cast paladin’s sacrifice, taking the effects of the spell.
Dm: (dog paladin) takes 302 points of damage.
Paladin: that kills me outright.
Sorcerer: oh no
DM: your body becomes ash instantly.
Rogue: HOLY SHIT
Wizard: I go over to the pile of ash that was once the world’s goodest boy, take a handful and scream “why wasn’t it me!?” At the heavens.
Sorcerer: YEAH WHY WASNT IT YOU! THE DOG DID NOTHING WRONG!
[The two casters preceed to get into a slap fight]
Rogue: so… are you gonna tell them about the scroll of true resurrection we stole?
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